It would be entirely too kind to call my week seventeen results disappointing. I went 7-9 straight up, 5-10-1 against the spread. That’s just plain old ugly.<\/p>\n
I finished the regular season with a barely respectable record of 156-100 (.609) straight up and an awful 118-132-6 (.473) against the spread.<\/p>\n
But, you know, I’m picking all the road teams this week. So that should work out well, right?<\/p>\n
Here’s what not to expect.<\/p>\n
Kansas City<\/a><\/strong> (-3) at Houston<\/a><\/strong> Pittsburgh<\/a> (-3) at Cincinnati<\/a> Seattle<\/a><\/strong> (-5) at Minnesota<\/a> Green Bay<\/a> (+1) at Washington<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>
\n<\/strong>These teams are much more evenly matched now than they were back in week one, when the Chiefs beat the Texans<\/a> by a touchdown in Houston. They’re much more evenly matched than the (well-deserved) hype about Kansas City’s ongoing 10-game winning streak might lead you to believe. I don’t think there’s an easy win here for either team. But I suspect that, as with their last meeting, this one ultimately comes down to ball security. The difference is going to be a turnover. And I think it’s Houston that commits the game-deciding giveaway. Chiefs by four.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>Last time these teams met<\/a>, the Bengals lost Andy Dalton<\/a> to a broken thumb. This time, with Dalton still sidelined, I think the Bengals lose whatever little they have left of their hopes of finally advancing past the first round of the playoffs. The Pittsburgh D is highly suspect, and AJ McCarron<\/a> may actually be able to take advantage of that. But even then, it’s a track meet unless the Cincy defense can shut down Ben Roethlisberger<\/a>. And I just can’t envision that. Steelers by a touchdown.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>I don’t know if the Seahawks are going to get terribly far in their push for a third straight NFC Championship, but I feel pretty confident that they’ll make easy work of the Vikings. (Then again, I’ve been underestimating Minnesota all season. So who knows?) You can’t run the ball against the Seahawks. And that’s really bad news for a team like the Vikings. I won’t be surprised if this one’s over by halftime. At the very least, I expect Seattle to come out ahead by a solid 17.<\/p>\n
\nSomeone’s gonna have to explain to me how the Racists are giving a point here. (I mean, don’t. I’m just talking. I don’t care.) Sure, Washington has finished with four straight wins. But they’ve been wins over nobody. And, yeah, the Packers are a flawed team that has little chance of advancing past the divisional round. But Green Bay still has a great quarterback<\/a>, who this week faces a Washington secondary that’s questionable at best. That’s about all I need to know. Green Bay by six.<\/p>\n