I’m not getting any better at this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I went 10-4 straight up in week six. I can live with that. Against the spread? 2-12. That’s kind of horrifying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m 55-39 (.585) straight up, 33-59-2 (.362) against the spread through the first six weeks of the season. I bet I can make it worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here’s what not to expect in week seven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Denver<\/a> (+1.5) at<\/strong> Cleveland<\/a><\/strong> Washington<\/a> (+7.5) at<\/strong> Green Bay<\/a><\/strong> Kansas City<\/a> (-4.5) at<\/strong> Tennessee<\/a><\/strong> Atlanta<\/a> (-2.5) at<\/strong> Miami<\/a><\/strong> NY Jets<\/a> (+7) at<\/strong> New England<\/a><\/strong> Carolina<\/a> (-3) at<\/strong> NY Giants<\/a><\/strong> Cincinnati<\/a> (+6.5) at<\/strong> Baltimore<\/a><\/strong> Philadelphia<\/a> (+3) at<\/strong> Las Vegas<\/a><\/strong> Detroit<\/a> (+15) at<\/strong> LA Rams<\/a><\/strong> Houston<\/a> (+17.5) at<\/strong> Arizona<\/a><\/strong> Chicago<\/a> (+12.5) at<\/strong> Tampa Bay<\/a><\/strong> Indianapolis<\/a> (+4) at<\/strong> San Francisco<\/a><\/strong> New Orleans<\/a> (-4) at<\/strong> Seattle<\/a><\/strong>
I don’t know if one of these 3-3 is better than the other. I do know that neither of them is particularly good. And I know I’m taking the not good home team over the not good road team. Browns by three.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The worst defense in the league tries to stop Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay. That story doesn’t end well for Brand X. Packers by 14.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forget the outcome. Just bet the over. Titans by three.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t know which team is awfuller. Miami probably. Falcons by a point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can’t almost beat the Jets in your own building and walk away with any hope of salvaging your season. But, of course, you can’t not beat the Jets. Patriots by nine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just finding enough semi-healthy guys to fill out the roster is a triumph for New Jersey at this point. Carolina by four.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Bengals could maybe beat the Ravens. In Cincinnati. Not here. Baltimore by three.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I guess distractions aren’t much of a detriment to the Raiders. Who knew? Las Vegas by a touchdown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here we commence with the college football spreads section of the week seven schedule. I don’t know how to pick these games. The Rams are winning, obviously, but there’s no real guessing what the margin might be. Let’s just say it’s Los Angeles by 17.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
See above immediately above. Arizona by 16.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tom Brady has some demons to exorcise. Buccaneers by 27.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
These are not good football teams. 49ers by a field goal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Seahawks are sunk. The Saints may be, too, before the season is over. But the Seahawks are there now. New Orleans by seven.<\/p>\n